Your In America

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Your vs. You’re - English grammar in the United States

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America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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America’s Moment of Truth
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29-Jan-2020