Your In America

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Your In America Speak English Sign

Your vs. You’re - English grammar in the United States

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Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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20-Nov-2019