![]() No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift see also Halloween Section Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Custom Halloween Costume Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Toilet Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Hobbit Halloween Hobbit Love How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer Pumpkin Candy Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Dentures Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Skull Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement Redneck Halloween Sick Pumpkin Smiley Pumpkin Tree Pumpkins Trumpkins VW Pumpkin Which Witch Witch Relatives Worst Halloween Decoration |
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