Unhappy Halloween

No thumbs up for his first Halloween



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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Alien Halloween Costume
Costume Ride
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
Worst Halloween Decoration

 

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04-Aug-2020