![]() Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White see also Bathroom & Redneck Sections Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck TP Holder Toilet Art Toilet Paper Inspiration Toilet Sprinkler System TP Protector TP Toilet Uplifting Throne |
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