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A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth. - Leo Tolstoy

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world. - Peter O'Toole

The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before. - Albert Einstein

I'm totally down with insurrection in the street. I've had a great time with that over the years. Insurrection in the voting booth is the other part of the equation. - Jello Biafra

Neither woman nor man lives by work, or love, alone ... The human self defines itself and grows through love and work: All psychology before and after Freud boils down to that. - Betty Friedan

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown