![]() Women's word is never done. - American Proverb Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken Our daily objectives should include an honest effort to improve on yesterday. - Zig Ziglar All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same. - Albert Einstein Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you. - Gayle G. Roper American Women: How they mortify the flesh in order to make it appetizing! Their beauty is a vast industry, their enduring allure a discipline which nuns or athletes might find excessive. - Malcolm Muggeridge Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives. - Bertrand Russell see also Government, Political & Relationship Sections America These Days America’s Moment of Truth Ancient Politician Bad Hair Trump Beat By A Girl Bipartisan Bumper Sticker British Trump Bucket of Hillary Cheering Up Hillary Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set Clinton Portrait Da Queen Democrat Gift Donald Tramp Donald Trump’s Dog Donald Trump Eagle Donald Trump Pinata Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump Rabbit Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Dusseldorf Carnival Float First Dog Hair We Go Happy Scary Halloween Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Hillary’s Baby Hillary’s First Night As President Hurricane Sandy Wreaking Havoc on NYC Landmarks Lie Clock Make America Grate Again Mexican Plan to Get Through Trump’s Wall Moving On Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? 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