Struggling Polls

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

The great human advances have not been brought about by mediocre men and women. They were brought about by distinctly uncommon people with vital sparks of leadership. - Herbert Hoover

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. - Bertrand Russell

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

Notwithstanding this high Ecclesiastical authority, he who dared accept truth only because it could be proved, or proved to be good, and disregard authority, was commonly stigmatized as an infidel. - Ethan A. Hitchcock