Struggling Polls

Honesty is the best policy. - Aesop

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth. - Tom Wallace

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Platitudes are safe, because they're easy to wink at, but truth is something else again. - Hunter S. Thompson

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. - Fionnula Flanagan

Any woman who has attempted to slip a credit card into an inch-deep trouser pocket knows about the annoying puzzle of women's clothing: pockets rarely work. - Christina Binkley

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche