Story Time Chair

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Tell a relevant, targeted, transparent story, and the whole world will share it. - Randall Lane

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey