Pumpkin Squirrel

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Pumpkin Squirrel

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Alien Halloween Costume
Costume Ride
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
Worst Halloween Decoration

 

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13-Apr-2021