Karate Instructor

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practice to deceive! - Walter Scott

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

In a way, the Web is like your Hollywood agent: it speaks for you whenever you're not around to comment. - Julien Smith

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay