![]() Must-have bras and lingerie Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Clothing & Shopping Sections Black Bra Sales BraPod Cowboy Poetry - Buying A Bra Engineer’s Bra Design iBra New Swiss Bra Redneck Bra Redneck Hanging Basket Supportive Bra UnBralievable |
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