![]() Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. - Emily Dickinson All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind see also Feminist, Halloween & Medical Sections 7 Dwarfs of Menopause Happy Periods How To Reduce Symptoms of PMS Menopause Jewelry Menopause Sucks Mental Hospital Hotline New Drugs For Women PMS PMS Center PMS Greeting From The Teacher PMS Guide for Male Attraction Alien Halloween Costume Broom Size Costume Ride Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Broomsticks Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Pineapple Halloween Special Halloween Warning Harry Potter Parking Here Comes Baby Lucky Calf Redneck Halloween Which Witch Witch Brew Worst Halloween Decoration |
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