![]() No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee see also Bathroom, Halloween, House & Illusion Sections Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Candy Redneck Halloween Tree Pumpkins Worst Halloween Decoration |
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