Halloween Rocking Chair

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside