![]() Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Aging, Halloween & Tombstone Sections Alien Halloween Costume Chair Master Computerholic Costume Ride Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Here Comes Baby Redneck Halloween Waiting For Windows To Boot Worst Halloween Decoration |
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