Halloween Guard Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The devil and all his nimps. - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

To be damned by the devil is to be truly blessed. - Chinese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift