Halloween Guard Dog

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz