Baiting Deer

How Redneck hunters bypass illegal hunting regulations



Deer Baiting

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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03-Dec-2020