Baiting Deer

How Redneck hunters bypass illegal hunting regulations



Deer Baiting

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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30-Oct-2020