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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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23-Feb-2020