Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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There is no substitute for victory. - Douglas MacArthur

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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10-Aug-2022