Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. - Carl Jung

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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28-Mar-2020