Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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15-Jul-2020