Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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04-Apr-2020