Ma Pumpkin

The art of aging a pumpkin



The art of aging a pumpkin

Pumpkin carving throughout the ages

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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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08-Jul-2020