Ma Pumpkin

The art of aging a pumpkin



The art of aging a pumpkin

Pumpkin carving throughout the ages

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Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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12-Aug-2020