Ma Pumpkin

The art of aging a pumpkin



The art of aging a pumpkin

Pumpkin carving throughout the ages

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Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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13-Aug-2022