Halloween Pets

Some dogs look better without a costume





Pet costumes to scare the neighbours on Halloween

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Custom Halloween Costume
Fireworks Wizard
Hot Dogs
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners

 

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29-Mar-2020