Halloween Pets

Some dogs look better without a costume





Pet costumes to scare the neighbours on Halloween

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Custom Halloween Costume
Fireworks Wizard
Hot Dogs
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners

 

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20-Nov-2019