![]() Keeping warm in your Halloween costume on a cold night of trick-or-treating Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay see also Baby, Clothing, Halloween & Shark Sections |
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