![]() Keeping warm in your Halloween costume on a cold night of trick-or-treating Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside see also Baby, Clothing, Halloween & Shark Sections |
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