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My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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18-Nov-2019