![]() Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee see also Art, Baby & Halloween Sections Alien Halloween Costume Costume Ride Custom Halloween Costume Dead Phone Grandparent’s Halloween Halloween Birth Halloween Clouds Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear Halloween Cyclist Halloween Dog Halloween House Halloween Lamp Halloween Special Halloween Toilet Halloween Transformers Halloween Weatherman Halloween Web Headless Dogman Here Comes Baby Hobbit Halloween Hobbit Love How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer Pumpkin Candy Pumpkin Carvings Pumpkin Dentures Pumpkin Pi Pumpkin Skull Redneck Halloween Sick Pumpkin Smiley Pumpkin Tree Pumpkins Trumpkins VW Pumpkin Which Witch Witch Relatives Worst Halloween Decoration |
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