Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement

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Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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