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One-Armed Consultant
Learning to give a little on the resume
How to ensure the best-qualified candidate gets the job

The classified ad said, “Wanted: CEO needs a one-armed consultant with a social sciences degree and five years of experience.”

The man who won the job asked, “I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why ‘one armed’? ”

The CEO answered, “I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase ‘on the other hand.’ ”


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01-Aug-2021