A chrysanthemum by any other name ... would be easier to spell.
A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume pretty low, though, and sets it to “vibrate” at the movies.
Do fishermen live in the reel world?
I may not be a great artist, but I am really good at drawing a blank.
I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check.
I want to become a vegetarian, but I’m not sure I can quit eating meat cold turkey.
I wear glasses. Doesn’t that mean that “everything” I see is an optical illusion?
I’m not too handy with tools. I once got my finger caught in a screwdriver.
My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just needs a complete do over.
My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she massages my ego.
Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without sin for dinner, bad things can happen.
Yesterday I pushed my luck. It was clearly too weak to move by itself.
You can’t stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of it.
You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad habit? Over-exaggeration.
Quotes & Relationship Sections
What Goes Round Comes Round
Scary Ice Cream
Ruling On Criticism
Cup of Mona Lisa
Olympic Moon Rings
BTTF II Car
Lunch Break on a Hot Day
Wait For My Human