Pumpkin Face

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Pumpkin Face

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Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Bat Flying Blind
Bloodsucker Bank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!
Coffin Attack
Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Drunk Pumpkin
Fireworks Wizard
Future Therapy
Halloween Birth
Halloween Greeting
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
Howloween
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Buns
Sick Pumpkin
When Pumpkins Drink

 

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06-Jul-2020