Help Stop The Violence

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Revenge of the non-vegetarians



Innocent plants killed by vegetarians

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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. - Ogden Nash

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence. - Cesar Chavez

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Most people fancy themselves innocent of those crimes of which they cannot be convicted. - Seneca

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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16-Jan-2021