![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Barbie Cat Cat Dugout Cat Nap Cuties Cat Stroke Eavestrough Cat Free Cat “Hooked On Clothes” Cat “Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!” Taking A Catnap |
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