Bacon Cheeseburger

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker