Bacon Cheeseburger

Having a boar-ing day on the farm

Ever wondered how a bacon cheeseburger is made?



How a bacon cheeseburger is made - mating of pig and cow

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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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20-Apr-2021