![]() Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker see also Boar, Cow, Farm & Food Sections Back Bacon For Kids Bacon BBQ Table Bacon Bikes Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon My Heart Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts Bacon Tree BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Ruined Bacon Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich |
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