Bacon Cheeseburger

Having a boar-ing day on the farm

Ever wondered how a bacon cheeseburger is made?



How a bacon cheeseburger is made - mating of pig and cow

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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27-Jul-2021