Bacon Cheeseburger

Having a boar-ing day on the farm

Ever wondered how a bacon cheeseburger is made?



How a bacon cheeseburger is made - mating of pig and cow

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Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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23-Jan-2020