![]() Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker see also Boar, Cow, Farm & Food Sections Back Bacon For Kids Bacon BBQ Table Bacon Bikes Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon My Heart Bacon Soda Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts Bacon Tree BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Ruined Bacon Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich |
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