Bacon Cheeseburger

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it a Royale with cheese. - Pulp Fiction

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker