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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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02-Apr-2020