![]() ![]() A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan see also Bat & House Sections Aussie Batman Baby Bat Bartman Bat Cat Bat Control Bat Flight Bat Flying Blind Bat Man Cave Bat Shade Batman Beard Batman Equation Batman Recession Batman Wannabes Batmobile Parade But I’m Batman Drying Bats Medieval Batman Pet Bat Secret Revealed Vampire Drinks Vantastic |
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