Two Irish men walked out of a bar ...
Well, it could happen!
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy
Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh
There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic
The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus
Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan
With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt
Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh
There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic
The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus
Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan
I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd
The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan
With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt
see also Bar Section
Flooded Ireland Streets
Going Green for Ireland
Green Beards
Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey!
Irish Alzheimers
Irish Birth Control
Irish Blessings and Sayings
Irish Diplomacy
Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos
Irish Drink
Irish Exam
Irish Flood
Irish Handcuffs
Irish Rugby Fans
Irish School Demolition
Irish Sky Garden Crater
Irish Sunblock
Irish Virgin
Irish Weather Forecasting
Irish Yoga - Day 1
Irishman’s First Baseball Game
Little Leprechaun
Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland
Rainbow Beer
St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks
St. Patrick’s Day Riddles
St. Patrick’s Dog
St. Patrick’s Pot of Gold
Swimming Buddies
Teddy Bear Dance
The Fert
What’s Under The Kilt?
Whiskey Around The World
Whiskey Silly
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