Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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27-Jun-2022