![]() Does this “meat” your expectations? Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor see also Food & Redneck Sections Back Bacon For Kids Bacon And Eggs Mug Bacon BBQ Table Bacon Balls Bacon Bikes Bacon Bits Bacon Birthday Cake Bacon Cheeseburger Bacon Flowchart Bacon Guitar Bacon Head Bacon High-Five Bacon Inhaler Bacon Is Life Bacon Lovers Bacon Mints Bacon Munchies Bacon My Heart Bacon Pancakes Bacon Soda Sales Bacon Tacos Bacon Thoughts BaCoN T-Shirt Bacon Tree Bacon Turkey Bacon Women Bacone Baconurkey Breakfast Dance - Shakin’ Bacon France-Is Bacon Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Grief Bacon Hygiene On The Farm I Love Pet Food Juicy Bacon Keep The Bacon Meat Pie Planet Bacon Ruined Bacon Sidecar Pig Some People Raise Children Spicy Bacon Ultimate Manwich Wear It Proudly |
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