Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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17-Feb-2020