Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows. - George Eliot

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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06-Jun-2020