Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination

Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

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