Intelligent Life?

Alien-ation domination


Two aliens out in space were looking down on our planet.

The first alien said, “It seems the dominant life-forms on Earth have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien asked, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”

“I don’t think so,” the first responded. “They have the weapons aimed at themselves.”


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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence. - Unknown

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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04-Dec-2020