![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Halloween Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Face Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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