![]() International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Halloween Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Face Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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