![]() Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat & Halloween Sections Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Halloween Joe-ks Halloween Kiss Halloween Moon Halloween Pit Bull Howloween Halloween Warning Here Comes Baby Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Pumpkin Face Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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