A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?” The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, “Nah, go ahead.” Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.” see also   Chili,  Dining  &  Stress  Sections Chili Cheater Texas Chili Taster   Goose Walkers Read Your Book Case Trash Bin Parking Train Hits Deer Dog Face or Dog Butt? Redneck Carriage Car Fishing Trip in New Zealand Baby's Eviction Notice Australia 101 For Tourists New Parking Spot For Women Bestist Perfect Circle Work At Home Mom German Car Parkade Conversation Chair Despicable Watermelon Popcorn Cremation Bus Stop Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol Tell Me Why You Can't Work

04-Aug-2020