A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?” The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, “Nah, go ahead.” Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.” see also   Chili,  Dining  &  Stress  Sections Chili Cheater Texas Chili Taster   Fox Hunting Madness Emperor Penguins The Side Effects of Veganism Stair Railing Electrician Cold Faucet Make Womb For Baby Hardtail Bike Birth Control Kit Come-Back Line Of The Year Duck Gears Chewing Gum Hazard Keyboard Seating Bent Over Whatchamacallit Car 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Gone To Market Peak Bernie Female IT Experts Obi-Juan Kenobi Fuse ReplaceMeant

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