A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?” The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, “Nah, go ahead.” Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.” see also   Chili,  Dining  &  Stress  Sections Chili Cheater Texas Chili Taster   Catch of the Day What Are You Doing? Can You Dig It Speaking in Tongues for Animals Baseball Photobomb Great Quotes (B) Wayne's Fish If You're Happy And You Know It Deer Hunter Tattoo Nope, Didn't See A Thing Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids Re-Ewes Me It's A Keeper Plankstanders Millionaire Women Laptop Cooler Scan Scam Motorcycle Taxi I've Got Time

25-Jul-2021