A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?” The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says, “Nah, go ahead.” Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.” see also   Chili,  Dining  &  Stress  Sections Chili Cheater Texas Chili Taster   Parking Justice Is This Really Happening?! The Explanation High Strung Violinist Deodorized Pads Leteracy Night Redneck Baby Carriage Stealth Readers Good Stuff Or Else Productive Computers Poodle Power Trust Issues Bacon Soda Sales 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars My Time Lerts Great White Socks That's Not A Bagpipe! Paint Protection Balanced Writer

15-May-2021