For Sale - One Useless Cat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else. - Charles Dickens

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When we cannot find contentment in ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen