![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut see also Cat Section Crap Sale Demo House For Sale Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once Donut Sale “End Of World” Car Sale Far Wood Sale For Sale, Due To Market Changes GM’s Scratch and Dent Sale Groj Sale Groj Sale In The Country Guard Dog For Sale Half House For Sale Hay For Sale iPad For Sale Lamp Post For Sale Leaf Blower for Sale Motorcycle For Sale New Batch For Sale Peanut Sale Pen Sale Not Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick! Pony For Sale Puppies For Sale Redneck Estate Sale Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Sewing Machine For Sale Steak Sale Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included Used Cows For Sale Wedding Dress For Sale |
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