![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else. - Charles Dickens If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain When we cannot find contentment in ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Crap Sale Demo House For Sale Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once Donut Sale “End Of World” Car Sale Far Wood Sale For Sale, Due To Market Changes GM’s Scratch and Dent Sale Groj Sale Groj Sale In The Country Guard Dog For Sale Half House For Sale Hay For Sale iPad For Sale Lamp Post For Sale Leaf Blower for Sale Motorcycle For Sale New Batch For Sale Peanut Sale Pen Sale Not Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick! Pony For Sale Puppies For Sale Redneck Estate Sale Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Sewing Machine For Sale Steak Sale Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included Used Cows For Sale Wedding Dress For Sale |
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