For Sale - One Useless Cat

Not exactly the perfect mouser



Cat afraid of mouse mice






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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else. - Charles Dickens

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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