![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin All that is not eternal is eternally useless. - C S Lewis Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown When we cannot find contentment in ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F Drucker The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner see also Cat Section Crap Sale Demo House For Sale Digital Camera For Sale - Only Used Once Donut Sale “End Of World” Car Sale Far Wood Sale For Sale, Due To Market Changes GM’s Scratch and Dent Sale Groj Sale Groj Sale In The Country Guard Dog For Sale Half House For Sale Hay For Sale iPad For Sale Lamp Post For Sale Leaf Blower for Sale Motorcycle For Sale New Batch For Sale Peanut Sale Pen Sale Not Pickup For Sale - Come Get It Quick! Pony For Sale Puppies For Sale Redneck Estate Sale Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale Sewing Machine For Sale Steak Sale Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included Used Cows For Sale Wedding Dress For Sale |
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