“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Bubba Smith. He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Bubba’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Bubba and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Bubba’s house. “Hey, Bubba! This here’s Jethro... did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep!” see also   Redneck   Section Redneck Neighbour   Paddy Field Canal Grow A Boyfriend Mars Images Drumset Motorcycle Brick Shoes Custer's Last Stand? Hand Held Tourist Curly Heels Bottle Sneakret Removed Posts Second Hand Work Ostrich Fill Up Calory Bomb Interuption Charge Reach For Your Dreams

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