A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK," the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child," said the nun, “Why are you crying?” “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.” see also   Halloween  Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Howloween Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Sick Pumpkin   Yes! Sunday Service Social Distancing Mannequin Pointer Life's Choices Two Of Each Napoleon Tomorrow You Turn ThaiTanic The Future of Social Media Tartan Headphones Husband Quarantine Aussie Salad Greta on Chopsticks Darkness Eliminator

29-Mar-2020