A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK," the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child," said the nun, “Why are you crying?” “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.” see also   Halloween  Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Drunk Pumpkin Fireworks Wizard Future Therapy Halloween Birth Halloween Greeting Howloween Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Sick Pumpkin   Donkey Cart Music Note Chairlift Thanks For Noticing Winter Cyclist No-Lake Picture Morning Coffee Break 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Sign Crime Royal Family Scrutiny Bringing It Home Secret Revealed Women Pro Golfers Alternative To Spanking Laser Cats At My Age I Need Glasses

20-Jan-2020