Food Art

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock