1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke
To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard
Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller
Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe
The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost
There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham
Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey
Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio
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