1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger
Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi
To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain
Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard
I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins
Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper
If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
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