1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard
Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn
Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard
Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins
Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper
If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
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