How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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29-Oct-2020