How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills Nothing is stronger than habit. - Ovid Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. 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13-Jul-2020