How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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26-Feb-2020