1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria
12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg
13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown
There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham
Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain
If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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