How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio see also   Car  &  Travel  Sections A Woman’s Mind Arkansas Divorce Application Babcock Divorce Bad Feather Day Before The Impact Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Just Divorced Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? 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17-May-2022