How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City 8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria 12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg 13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga QuotaBills You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly. - Shaquille O'Neal Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven. - Jarod Kintz Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. 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09-Dec-2019