![]() Theories pass. The frog remains. - Jean Rostand I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. - Toni Braxton See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left? Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt see also Frog Section Aussie Boat Ride Chicken Literacy Croc Lunge Crocs Shoes Don’t Ever Give Up Fishing Trip With Jack Florida Sewer Rat Frog Long Jumper’s Rest Break Frog Waltz Frogs Switch Lucky Frog Mexican Salad Dressing Tingue |
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