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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno


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07-Apr-2020