Women Defined

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Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

We 'chicks' have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Matthew McConaughey or Seth Rogan. - Emma McLaughlin

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley

Men know that women are an overmatch for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or the most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves. - Samuel Johnson


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