Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
see also Weather Section
African Sunset
Ant Attack
Been Sleeping In The Sun
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Cloud Control
Cloud March
Cloud Swing
CloudZilla
Construction Clouds
Devil Sky
Elephant Sunset
Energy Saver
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise
Flatulent Cow
Giraffic Park
Happy Sky
Holding On To The Moon
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
How Sunset Is Made
Ice Cream Clouds
Irish Sunblock
Jet Propelled Eagle
Maui Sunset
Moon Crane
Moon Filament
Moon Harvest
Moon Landing
Moon Theft
Moontage
RainWear
Sechelt Sunrays
Sun Son Power
Sun Wagon
Suntan Consultants
Topless in Sechelt
UFO Cloud
Vancouver Island Sunset
Wagon Races
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