Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
see also Weather Section
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Ant Attack
Been Sleeping In The Sun
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Cloud Control
Cloud March
Cloud Swing
CloudZilla
Construction Clouds
Devil Sky
Elephant Sunset
Energy Saver
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise
Flatulent Cow
Giraffic Park
Happy Sky
Holding On To The Moon
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
How Sunset Is Made
Ice Cream Clouds
Irish Sunblock
Jet Propelled Eagle
Maui Sunset
Moon Crane
Moon Filament
Moon Harvest
Moon Landing
Moon Theft
Moontage
RainWear
Sechelt Sunrays
Sun Son Power
Sun Wagon
Suntan Consultants
Topless in Sechelt
UFO Cloud
Vancouver Island Sunset
Wagon Races
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