Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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Been Sleeping In The Sun
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Cloud Control
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Cloud Swing
CloudZilla
Construction Clouds
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Energy Saver
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise
Flatulent Cow
Giraffic Park
Happy Sky
Holding On To The Moon
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
How Sunset Is Made
Ice Cream Clouds
Irish Sunblock
Jet Propelled Eagle
Maui Sunset
Moon Crane
Moon Filament
Moon Harvest
Moon Landing
Moon Theft
Moontage
RainWear
Sechelt Sunrays
Sun Son Power
Sun Wagon
Suntan Consultants
Topless in Sechelt
UFO Cloud
Vancouver Island Sunset
Wagon Races
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