Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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