Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
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Been Sleeping In The Sun
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Cloud Control
Cloud March
Cloud Swing
CloudZilla
Construction Clouds
Devil Sky
Elephant Sunset
Energy Saver
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise
Flatulent Cow
Giraffic Park
Happy Sky
Holding On To The Moon
How Cumulus Clouds Are Formed
How Sunset Is Made
Ice Cream Clouds
Irish Sunblock
Jet Propelled Eagle
Maui Sunset
Moon Crane
Moon Filament
Moon Harvest
Moon Landing
Moon Theft
Moontage
RainWear
Sechelt Sunrays
Sun Son Power
Sun Wagon
Suntan Consultants
Topless in Sechelt
UFO Cloud
Vancouver Island Sunset
Wagon Races
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