Teacher: “Johnny, spell ‘weather.’ ”
Little Johnny: “W-e-t-t-h-e-r.”
Teacher: “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had for some time.”
Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers
Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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How Sunset Is Made
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