A penny saved is a government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray
Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia
Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers
Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale
A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb
Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. - American Proverb
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha
A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis
Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat
Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray
Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia
Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers
Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale
A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb
Our thoughts determine our destiny, and our destiny determines our legacy. - John C Maxwell
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them. - American Proverb
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha
A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis
Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat
Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles
see also Thanksgiving Section
Going Cold Turkey
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Redneck Thanksgiving
Run, Turkey, Run!
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Thanksgiving Joe-ks 4U
Thanksgiving Thoughts
Too Much Turkey
Turkey Recipe
Turkey Weather Forecast
’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
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