Thanksgiving Thoughts

Food for thought for a Thanksgiving Day


A penny saved is a government oversight.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...

When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.


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Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

We didn't underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought. - Bobby Robson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. - Peter Ustinov

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


see also   Thanksgiving  Section
Going Cold Turkey
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Redneck Thanksgiving
Run, Turkey, Run!
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Thanksgiving Joe-ks 4U
Thanksgiving Thoughts
Too Much Turkey
Turkey Recipe
Turkey Weather Forecast
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29-Jun-2022