Two little girls were discussing their fathers. One, boasting, said, “My daddy
is a dentist.”
“That’s nothing,” replied the other. “My daddy is a civil serpent.”
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
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Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under
“BIG” Texas Rattlesnake
Blind Bunny
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Copperhead Tree
Empty Birdhouse
Fast Food in Beijing
Fishing Trip With Jack
Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous
Heavy Meal Deal
Hand Painting Par Excellence
Huge Dead Snake
IRS Toothpaste
Leaping Lizards!
Let Me In - I’m Hungry
Long Snake
New Arizona State Flag
Not-So-Quiet Hunter’s Son
Only In Thailand - Time To Clean The Pet Snake
Rattlesnake Outhouse
Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils
Snake Bite
Snake Leather
Snake Map
Snake Math
Snake Noodling
Snakenophobia
Tennessee Pro - Safety Tips for Dummies
They Found Your Balls
Wabbits
Why I Was Late For Work
Workplace Hazards in Tasmania
Yellow Pet
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