[The Fujita Scale measures the power of tornados. But do you know what those twisters do to COWS? Here’s the “MOOJITA Scale”...]
M0 Tornado - Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.
M1 Tornado - Cows are tipped over and can’t get up.
M2 Tornado - Cows begin rolling with the wind.
M3 Tornado - Cows tumble and bounce.
M4 Tornado - Cows are AIRBORN.
M5 Tornado - S T E A K.
Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Tornado’s Path of Destruction