[The Fujita Scale measures the power of tornados. But do you know what those twisters do to COWS? Here’s the “MOOJITA Scale”...] M0 Tornado - Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed. M1 Tornado - Cows are tipped over and can’t get up. M2 Tornado - Cows begin rolling with the wind. M3 Tornado - Cows tumble and bounce. M4 Tornado - Cows are AIRBORN. M5 Tornado - S T E A K. see also   Weather  Section Construction Clouds Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition Funnel Farm Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq Tornado House Tornado’s Path of Destruction Tornado Spout UFO Cloud Weather Warning   Computer Challenged 1st Rolex Tennis Plant Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone Small Bills Denmark Traffic Signals Nail Polish Lookalilikes Game Car Overloaded Mailbox Redneck Phone Enjoy Fresh Air Bread Board Snaccident Mini Bar Frisbee Stopper Redneck Sushi Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone Downchuck Border Agent Alert Cadillac Clearance

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