Moojita Scale
Tornado measurement for cows

[The Fujita Scale measures the power of tornados. But do you know what those twisters do to COWS? Here’s the “MOOJITA Scale”...]

M0 Tornado - Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.

M1 Tornado - Cows are tipped over and can’t get up.

M2 Tornado - Cows begin rolling with the wind.

M3 Tornado - Cows tumble and bounce.

M4 Tornado - Cows are AIRBORN.

M5 Tornado - S T E A K.


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21-Sep-2021