Hurricane Katrina Relief

Senator Kennedy offers aquatic relief to New Orleans residents



Shocked by the widespread suffering of those displaced from their
homes by the flooding in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina,
Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) offered to plug one of the holes
in the Lake Pontchartrain levee with his own ample body.

“The Bush Administration has failed to stem the tide of this cataclysm,”
said Kennedy. “I have had some experience with aquatic mishaps.
This experience will bolster me in this hour of desperation as I
plug one of the leaks myself...”
Senator Kennedy Hurricane Disaster Relief

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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05-Apr-2020