A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:
“Dear ill literate...”
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. - Ambrose Bierce
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. - Ambrose Bierce
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
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