A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:
“Dear ill literate...”
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
It's an ill plan that cannot be changed. - Latin Proverb
Oboe: An ill woodwind that nobody blows good - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G B Burgin
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
He that hopes no good fears no ill. - Thomas Fuller
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
It's an ill plan that cannot be changed. - Latin Proverb
Oboe: An ill woodwind that nobody blows good - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G B Burgin
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
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