English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm not ill, my pancreas is just lazy. - Unknown Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb Misuse of "Literally" makes me figuratively insane. - Unknown A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa see also   Hospital  Section 1-800-PILLCASH Acceptable Doctors Sign Alzheimer’s Wing An Old Man’s Dying Request Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Birth Control Pill For Men Car Surgeon Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chiropractor Mailbox Coke Dispenser Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Diabetes Medication Do You Have An HMO? 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28-Nov-2020