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English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

Poetry in motion for a well-versed hospital patient


A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:

“Dear ill literate...”




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I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill


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19-Jun-2021