A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci 'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Hospital Section 1-800-PILLCASH Acceptable Doctors Sign Alzheimer’s Wing An Old Man’s Dying Request Arkansas Cure For Terminal Illness Birth Control Pill For Men Car Surgeon Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality Chiropractor Mailbox Coke Dispenser Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Constipated Mathematician Diabetes Medication Do You Have An HMO? Doctor Stories Doctor Types Doctor’s Flat Examination Doctor’s Hunting Skills Doctor’s OR Specialty Dog Proctologist Dreaded Furniture Disease Ebola Diet Fart Facts First Proctologist Exam Flu Fashion German Flatulence Control HMO Judgment Day Hygiene On The Farm HAGS Disease Mechanical Patient Menopause Sucks One Wee Scottish Farty Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice Redneck Flu Shot Simple Surgery Singing Gynecologist Sons Of Arthritis Swine Flu Symptoms Tattoo Implants Typeface for Doctors Viagra Overdose |
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