English Teacher’s Hospital Greeting

A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation: “Dear ill literate...” QuotaBills No Sane man will dance. - Cicero No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates. - Laurence Stallings Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G B Burgin Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. 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31-Mar-2020