A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:
“Dear ill literate...”
I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
In a mad world only the mad are sane. - Akira Kurosawa
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown
Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
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