A hospital patient, a distinguished teacher of English literature, received a note from a student, with this salutation:
“Dear ill literate...”
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
Nurses — one of the few blessings of being ill. - Sara Moss-Wolfe
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois
Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov
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