A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler
Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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