A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
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