A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
BUMP... BUMP... So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Halloween & Tombstone Sections |
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