Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees

Recruiting the right person in the right place

Place your employees where they belong - 1 brick at a time


[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]


Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.

If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.

If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.

If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...


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An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

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Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

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I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

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I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau


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24-Oct-2020