[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb
When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser
Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown
The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico
When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt
The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon
From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy
Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire
I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden
I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts
There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King
If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone
I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg
Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols
Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost
If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
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