[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read
All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac
You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin
A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown
The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes
My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle
Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar
Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden
The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille
The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman
A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass
I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad
They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant
The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache
Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin
There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi
If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou
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